idiosyncrasy Today

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Fear not TV's, ingenuity will protect you!

Since the release of the Wii there have been countless stories of people breaking windows, televisions and god only knows what after inadvertently flinging their Wii-mote across the room in a frenzied attempt to serve the ball.

Well thanks to one creative young man we now have a solution that doesn't involve that feeble supplied wrist strap.

Worried you will shatter your 1k TV attacking evil? (see: fishing in Zelda) Well never fear! With a quick trip down to your local sex shop you too can have a handcuff Wii-Mote with all the protection cheap metal can afford.

Now when the in-laws show up unannounced and question why you have a set of handcuffs (them already thinking you aren't worthy of their innocent daughter) you can calmly respond, "They are for my Nintendo Wii!" They will shake their head that their daughter is with a dork, but their minds will stray away from more depraved thoughts and in turn they hate you slightly less.

Handcuffs FTW!

\\drew

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