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Friday, June 09, 2006

Nanoparticles, the future of porn is here!


Researchers at the University of Nebraska have made a new kind of film designed to give robots a sense of touch.

This film allows the robots to (through pressure on different areas as the film is moved across the surface) detect depressions and generate a small amount of light visible from a camera.

The hopes for this technology is that it will be used in minimal access surgery and advanced robotics. My take on the situation? This will undoubtedly be stolen and used for porn. Porn dealers will have buckets of nanites with these feelers, and they will dump them near unsuspecting sleeping girls on trains/airplanes etc...

The future of voyeur? Ok, I'm sick, yeah, I know, but hey, what else could this be useful for? Besides, something about a girl being swarmed by little robots is kind of sexy.

\\drew

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