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Friday, September 08, 2006

Great new toy ideas from Japan!

For those collectors of anime PVS figurines out there you can thank you lucky stars, namely Sega, as your dreams have finally come true.

The good people at Sega have listened to your rather pathetic cries and have created a new PVS figure with squishy breasts! Yes, that's right, no longer will the whole figure be made of hard and uncaring plastic. Now their silicate breasts will be soft to the touch, making all dorks everywhere get a little stiff in their britches.

Now virgins everywhere can pretend like they have a girlfriend and know what boobs feel like... wow... this is kinda scary. Now this is coming from me, a guy who's secure enough to say that anime girls are hot. Yes, I'm attracted to cartoons, I'm ok with this. Now would I feel up a 9 inch plastic figure? Hell no, that's the kind of thing that leads to being 40 and living in your parents' basement with 200gigs of asian pornography on your computer. Now I'm already half way to that, so I better not touch plastic boobies or I'm doomed to move back in with the parents.

As a side note, I'm curious why the toys are Rei Ayanami and Misato Katsuragi and strangely they leave out Asuka. It must be because she's the least endowed of the primary characters.

Full Article Here

\\drew

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