idiosyncrasy Today

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Friday, September 29, 2006

I hate when witches come to Earth

In a new title debuted at TGS, company SNK will be releasing a quite naughty DS game.

Titled Doki Doki Majo Saiban (Angry Angry Witch Judgement), the game revolves around witches hiding on Earth, and the player needs to figure out who is a witch. Consider it modern day DS revival of a good old fashioned witch hunt, only with boobies.

See, in the old days they just burned anyone who they thought might be a witch, whereas in our enlightened current times we realize that that is completely ridiculous. You can't possibly tell if a witch is a witch without using a regimented list of fondle options on your Nintendo DS.See above image for some of the fondle tools at your disposal. When looking at this anime chick my assumption is that she's a witch, I mean... look at that hair, that's not normal, hair like that can only be achieved by consorting with dark gods and naked sexual blood rites.... Which is why my hair looks just like that.

More info on the game at blog channel and at dengekionline.

\\drew

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we all know that the only real way to see if somebody is a witch is to see if they weigh the same as a duck. duh

2:43 PM  

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