Tesco Pole Dancing Kit... not for children?

Tesco has been forced to remove a pole-dancing kit from the toys and games section of its website after it was accused of "destroying children's innocence".

The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, "Unleash the sex kitten inside...simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!

"Soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars".

Some soccer mom found this toy while searching for christmas presents for her two young girls and of course fell into a furor over the audacity of the internet retailer. I'm guessing this woman goes to church, call me crazy.

Me? I find this hilarious. First off, I checked the site, and it specified for ADULTS ONLY. Secondly, the internet is full of hardcore pornography. If this is what your two little girls google for in their free time your lucky. Third, this mom most likely bounded away from this item and bought her daughters matching Britany Spears dance outfits and her latest album called "I'm a dirty dirty whore and your kids can be too". Lastly, pole-dancing is a respected way for youths to work their way through med-school... or atleast that's what every stripper I've ever talked to has told me they were doing.

You know, maybe they were lying to me, I mean, if they weren't there should be a substantially higher majority of sexy doctors.

\\drew