Don't have a PS3? Pay a maid to borrow hers!
In Akihabara's maid cafe LittlePSX, customers can come in and pay to spend time with an ever otaku fetish, the maid.
Now, those crazy maids have bought numerous PS3's, and have added it to their shtick. For the low low price of $3.40 an hour, a patron can play the PS3 (with games Resistence, Gundam, and Ridge Racer being available) and then have their picture taken with one of the maids. If they are only attracted to plastic, the person can pay $1.70 to just have time with the PS3 hardware, and not warm soft flesh.
This is a great idea, think about all the geeks you know, who have never known the touch of a woman. This is the first step in the right direction. They love video games, and in turn don't know women. Introduce the two together and hopefully he will begin to see why women are pretty awesome, and I'm talking about real women, not DOA ladies.
I wonder if we're getting that Gundam game in the states? I'd like normal mapped Zaku.
\\drew
Now, those crazy maids have bought numerous PS3's, and have added it to their shtick. For the low low price of $3.40 an hour, a patron can play the PS3 (with games Resistence, Gundam, and Ridge Racer being available) and then have their picture taken with one of the maids. If they are only attracted to plastic, the person can pay $1.70 to just have time with the PS3 hardware, and not warm soft flesh.
This is a great idea, think about all the geeks you know, who have never known the touch of a woman. This is the first step in the right direction. They love video games, and in turn don't know women. Introduce the two together and hopefully he will begin to see why women are pretty awesome, and I'm talking about real women, not DOA ladies.
I wonder if we're getting that Gundam game in the states? I'd like normal mapped Zaku.
\\drew
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home