Hold on, I'm making meth, be right out!

Herman Scott Swafford, upon hearing a knock on his outbuilding door, shouted a jolly answer of "I'm cooking meth!". Unfortunately for Swafford, being the clever little guy he is, the knock didn't come from a possible methamphetamine consumer, but rather, the local deputy sheriff.

Oops.

Apparently the deputy had smelled something fishy and thought someone was possibly cooking meth and decided to investigate, turns out not much investigation was required to get to the bottom of this mystery. Sorry Scoob.

Swafford, 51, was charged with starting the process of making methamphetamine and a probation violation warrant.

Probation violation warrant? What did he do last time? I just seem to get the mental image of him free-basing in front of the police station. Swafford we salute you, without people as orally inclined as you we would never have had Jerry Springer.

Forbes article here

\\drew