Self Parking Lexus LS460
Check out this bad boy.
So this car is designed to park itself... kind of. Drive past the gap between the cars you're parking between at less than 12mph, keep the car under 2.5mph once the parking mode is activated, also you can't touch the steering wheel.
It seems cool and all, but people will fuck this up. People can't follow instructions that are only 1 step, like "no running" while at the pool, and "exit only" tattoo'ed on the stripper's ass at night moves. There is no way people could follow these 3 very (see: not) complex rules without messing up, resulting in high speed parking collisions causing the complete annihilation of their shiny new Lexi.
I mean, I'm all for this, because I enjoy the irony of a person slamming their $100k cars into my $900 P.O.S. (see: if wal-marts made cars) and in turn having to buy me a new one while their new sexiness is now a black lump of broken dreams.
\\drew
So this car is designed to park itself... kind of. Drive past the gap between the cars you're parking between at less than 12mph, keep the car under 2.5mph once the parking mode is activated, also you can't touch the steering wheel.
It seems cool and all, but people will fuck this up. People can't follow instructions that are only 1 step, like "no running" while at the pool, and "exit only" tattoo'ed on the stripper's ass at night moves. There is no way people could follow these 3 very (see: not) complex rules without messing up, resulting in high speed parking collisions causing the complete annihilation of their shiny new Lexi.
I mean, I'm all for this, because I enjoy the irony of a person slamming their $100k cars into my $900 P.O.S. (see: if wal-marts made cars) and in turn having to buy me a new one while their new sexiness is now a black lump of broken dreams.
\\drew
posted by Drew at 9:20 AM
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