Cuban centenarians attribute longevity to depravity

Cuba's high number of centenarians say their longevity is down to laying off alcohol, but indulging in coffee, cigars, and sex.
None was alcoholic, and they said they loved coffee and cigars, which they consumed in large quantity.
They had a healthy interest in a number of areas, including sex, said Dr Nancy Nepomuceno, who carried out the study.

See, now these guys have it right, if we fill our bodies full of caffeine and smoke we become immortal. No disease or other physically debilitating ailment can harm us seeing as how the aforementioned 2 ingredients are still inside fighting for dominance, lesser things like cancer and cholesterol are kicked to the proverbial curb.

Not to mention the sex! Good lord, engaging in rampant permiscuous sex is a great way to keep the body clean despite what researchers say. Constantly making the body produce more fluids keeps the insides from going stagnant, trust me. Look at this guy, he'll live forever.

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